She needs to be in a relationship at all times and will set up a new nest before destroying the one she’s in. She’s constantly looking for someone better and will drop you the moment she secures her next “upgrade.”
She feels most comfortable when she’s bar-hopping the night away. She parties with her posse until the sun comes up, even on a Tuesday.
Her family, husbands, boyfriends, and divorce settlements have created a life for her in which she has never relied on herself for anything. She has no ambition and no interest in getting an education or career.
This red-flag woman only wears the finest fabrics, and if it’s not designer, she doesn’t want it in the same room as her. She's obsessed with fashion and has her cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon on speed dial.
This woman claims to have more ailments than a lab rat and knows which doctors are loose with the prescription pad. No one really seems to know what’s wrong with her, and her extreme moods can leave you reeling.
This woman won't disagree with you — ever. She agrees with everything you say. She’s a “sweetheart” and projects a selfless demeanor.
This girl is forever a child. She’s anti-authority and likes to cause a scene, and isn't afraid of having a tantrum like a toddler, loudly and in public.
This isn't just a girl who likes attention; this is a girl who needs it. Craves it, even. She needs attention at all times, so if you're not available to reassure her 24/7.
This woman tracks her ovulation with an app on her phone. She loves sex and refuses to use birth control. At least she tells you she’s on the pill, but you’ve personally never seen a single one.
This is a “woe is me” type of human being who can never take responsibility for her part in her misery.